Jay wrote:
If you ever post a pic of a snake on this forum again without warning, I will reach through the monitor and rip off your balls.
/me has an irrational fear of snakes

didn't know that dude, btw I will let you handle a Smooth green snake, they are among the most docile of snakes. Even if they attempt to bite, the jaws are too small to inflict any damage. I can recommend use of the smooth green snakes as therapy.